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Laloo: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone
for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife
for honeymoon with a friend.
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Santa: Why do you take your wife to night clubs only?
Laloo: By the time she gets ready no other place is open.
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Laloo: Petrol price increase hone ka hum ko koi farak nahi
padta. Pehle bhi hum 100 rupye ka bharvata tha, ab bhi 100
ka hi bharvata hoon.
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Girl to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.
Boy: That's ok, but who will marry us.
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Buyer to seller: Is it a faithful dog?
Seller: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so
faithful, everytime it returned back to me.
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Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning
home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
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girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why a re you late?
Girl: One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What?
Girl: That boy was walking very slow.
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Man said to Priest: Why did god make women so beautiful?
Priest: So that you will love them.
Man: But why did God make them so dumb?
Priest: So that they will love you.
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Judge asks a little girl: Now that your parents are getting
divorced do you want to live with your mummy?
Girl: No, my mummy beats me.
Judge: Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
Girl: No, my daddy beats me too.
Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with?
Girl: I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never
beat anybody !!!
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Man to Lawyer: What is your fees?
Lawyer: $200 for 3 questions.
Man: Isn't it too high?
Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?
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Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive
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Rajan: Why are you heating the knief.
Sajan: To do suicide.
Rajan: But why are you heating it?
Sajan: To prevent infection.
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you have
broken.
Lalu: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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Rabri: Why have you increased speed of car? Laloo: Break
has failed. We should reach home before accident.
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Teacher: Robin, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly
the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?
Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!
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Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why
did you die? Your death ruined my life."
A man asked: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A
parent? Wife? or Girlfriend?"
Santa: My wife’s first husband.
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A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in
a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said
"SMILE PLEASE"
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teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on
a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
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SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA
SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE.
MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA BABLOO
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interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which
year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
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sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):
are yar main ese kahi dekha hain
second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain
first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.
second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.
first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah
to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya.
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born
in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize"
replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are
participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar
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Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to
fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank
you." says the Sardar and
hangs up.
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sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love
letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
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This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs
start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend
asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to
hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai,
lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata"
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There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy
street. All the
sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing
and general
'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange
that instead
of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat.
So one of
them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar
gaya hai aur
aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi
baat badi kushi
ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!;
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sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):
are yar main ese kahi dekha hain
second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain
first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.
second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.
first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah
to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya.
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sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):
are yar main ese kahi dekha hain
second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain
first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.
second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.
first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah
to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya.
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Suna hai keh ap ki 1 smile par Log martay hain,
So keep smillind....
To reduce ...
Population |
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS"
:
- The Engagement Ring
- The Wedding Ring
- The Suffer-Ring
- The Endue-Ring
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