Funny SMS
- Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath plumber
ko saath le kar gaya.
- guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
- aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper lick ho gaya.
ha ha ha ha ha ha.
- Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour se Dekh raha
tha.
- Kyun ?
- Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......
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- SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANI KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO
KAISAY SARDARNE.
- MAIN NE PANI GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA
- interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which
year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
Sardar: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
- Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
- Sardar: "Keh Day NA"
- Prito: "Nahi Na"
- Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi"
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- a sardar bunked his office and went home and found his wife on
bed with his boss.he run back and told his
- coleagues :YAAR AJ TU MIEN BASS PAKAR GIA TA.
- Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having
pain right now".
- Doctor: Is this her first child?
- Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
- 2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha
hai. BC-1760!!
- Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
- Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
- Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
- Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
- A sardar married to a short girl.people asked to sardar why you
married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says maseebat
jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hay.
- ek sradar sochta raha...sochta raha... sochta raha... saari zindagi
sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai
hain tau mere 2 kyoun????
- a sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked
a question.
- interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
- Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate.
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- In aptitude test
- River Kaveri is in which state?
- Sardar: liquid state.
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- Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
- soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
- he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said
- "JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI"
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